It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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