Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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