It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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