Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
