i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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