UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
