How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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