help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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