ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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