She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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