question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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