Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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