the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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