I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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