a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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