We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
