I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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