think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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