like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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