Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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