Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Randomize
