the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Welp...herpes.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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