i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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