He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
