Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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