I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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