The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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