yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
they need to just BURY HIM!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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