I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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