Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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