with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
my being single is dangerous.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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