i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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