You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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