my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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