Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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