YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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