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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(44): View more from England

What's everyones problem with my costume?!

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It looks like a unicorn came on your face.

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(613): View more from Ontario

New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.

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We are no longer friends.

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(772): View more from Florida

Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.

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(810): View more from Michigan

i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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(951): View more from California

My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next

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