Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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