dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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