When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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