puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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