For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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