he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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