If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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