You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize