Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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