Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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