Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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