I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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