she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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