i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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