Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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