So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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