You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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